Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
