why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Boobs speak an international language.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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