eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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