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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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