I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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