I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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