yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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