The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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