So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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