her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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