:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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