I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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