you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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