Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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