just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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