i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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