i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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