i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Sext me about skeletons
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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