try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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