did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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