Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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