1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
only if we run a train.
done.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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