life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'm really busy with my period
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