I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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