fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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