we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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