brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
