Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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