wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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