I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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