windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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