On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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