At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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