I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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