What a fucking waste of an outfit
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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