she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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