Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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