There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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