she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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