the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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