I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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