Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
