That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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