Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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