youre lurking in front of me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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