Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
we're so committed to being not committed
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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