no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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