He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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