found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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Found the puke drawer
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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My dick has a subreddit
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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