Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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