Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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