Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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