her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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