Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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