the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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