ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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