It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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