Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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