her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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