I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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